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Coloring Book 

The object that was created for use with the "CRAYON". Only this book is powerful enough to be used with a crayon. Made with paper, and sometimes has pictures in it.
Coloring Book by windexter August 24, 2003
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Coloring Book 

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".
I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.
Coloring Book by lard is bad August 23, 2011

Coloring Book 

The act of ramming your dick so hard and fast into a woman, she begins to bleed. This is when you remove your cock, and begin drawing on her crying face.
Yeah, I drew a picture of a Giraffe on Becky's tear-filled face.
Coloring Book by Kojack December 15, 2003

Coloring Book Tattoo 

A tattoo that resembles something out of a coloring a book.

A cartoon character tattoo.

A tattoo that has a thick black outline and is colored in with one bright color.
Dude did you just see Jake's coloring book tattoo of a dinosaur?

Fuck your coloring book

A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.
1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

Anime Milfs Coloring Book

A Coloring Book which is fun for the whole family.
a Book which has a lot of Images of Anime Milfs which you can Color, there is no Nudity in the entire Book, but if you are horny enough, it should do in case the Internet goes out.
I bought the Anime Milfs Coloring Book today, its supposed to arrive tomorrow.
Cool, i also have one, its fun for the whole Family.
Anime Milfs Coloring Book by CreBlaBo September 23, 2021

That's another coloring book 

A reference to using a coloring book to describe or teach about complicated or inappropriate things. Used on The Colbert Report
"Mom, where do babies come from". That's another coloring book
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murderhobo 

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