Output

- Your butthole.

Input does not go in the output.

by Windexter April 20, 2003

Rolly Poly

You know that bug that curls up when you try to get it. No, not the one that's poisonous, those ones suck arsh, yeah they like to hang around each other too.. The bad ones are kinda frizzly on the edges.

by Windexter April 20, 2003

Network Administrator

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

ccna

-Cisco Certified Networking Associate. Indicates a foundation in and apprentice knowledge of networking. CCNA certified professionals can install, configure, and operate LAN, WAN, and dial access services for small networks (100 nodes or fewer), including but not limited to use of these protocols: IP, IGRP, Serial, Frame Relay, IP RIP, VLANs, RIP, Ethernet, Access Lists.

"You have CCNA? You got the Job! You got the Job!"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

cookie bin

were you get coockies from

a bin full of cookies

by windexter June 03, 2003

a: drive

~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.

"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

Aerosol

A word for the dangerous gasses in a pressurized can. The o-zone fears this. In most cases aerosol gasses can funk you up.

Dude, the whipped cream is making me funked up "b", dude your spraying the shiz in your face the wrong way, turn the can upside down.

by Windexter April 20, 2003