The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.
A term referring to the act of placing a ziploc bag into your lover's mouth and thentaking a shit inside the bag. Usually at the end the bag is ziplocked and discarded.
Lover #1: I really don't think I can handle the taste, but I would love to feel warm shit in my mouth.
Lover #2: In that case you will absolutely love the hot colorado!
When the river runs red play in the mud. When a woman has a period and you seem to want to play in it like a child with mud it is called a colorado hot pocket.