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Colorado College 

A small, liberal arts school that is an oasis of sanity in Colorado Springs, which is a poor excuse for a city that is overrun by military.

The college runs on the block system. On this system, students take one class, or block, at a time for three weeks. In between blocks there are 4 1/2 day breaks during which students usually go skiing or snowboarding and partake in a general Shit Show. The system is intense, demanding and requires a lot of finesse on behalf of the student. Many of the three week courses are held outside of the college at the college's second campus in Bacca or even internationally, such as an art class that spent most of the block in Paris.

Kids at this college smoke a lot of weed and love flannel, neon clothing, spandex, guacamole, and limes. The school is flooded with friendly hipsters who, aside from the frighteningly excessive amount of whom have a Bob Dylan poster and/or Bob Marley posters in their dorm room, are ready and willing to throw a dance party whenever the time calls for it.

Townies and flyboys from the nearby air force academy continually try to crash the parties at Colorado College, but with little to no success.

The school has a "drink responsibly" policy which applies to students of all ages (as in under-ages) which absolutely owns.

Bad aspects: In Colorado Springs
Good aspects: Lots of opportunities to leave Colorado Springs, good cafeteria food, the college's president name is Dick and he rides around on a segway.
Colorado College kid: Let's blaze and watch the itunes visualizer on the big screen t.v. while blasting bollywood music.

Colorado College kid2: Naw man...I gotta go i'm going to bullshit my way through a grant and go to India
Colorado College by lay-zjew January 4, 2009
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Colorado College  

A small school in Colorado Springs that claims to be the Harvard of the west, but really is not. The girls are horrible looking and even that is an understatement. The party scene is terrible. No one has school spirit because there is no reason to have any because the sports are awful. The block system makes it impossible to transfer because no other private institution believes that it is creditable. Everyone pretends to care about the environment, but will not take public transportation anywhere. The guys are all into bro rape. The girls never shave past their ankles, and the guys are into that. Kids at UCCS have more common sense than the morons here. It's the worst.
Colorado College is The Cunt of Colorado.

Colorado Early Colleges 

A small school in Fort Collins full of ass-holes because they have no friends
Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026