Colonel Mustard
This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
Colonel Mustard by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023
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Colonel Mustard
An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.
Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.
Colonel Mustard by Jonah Blue November 16, 2007
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Colonel Mustard
A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.
1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!
Colonel Mustard by C-Side November 21, 2004
Colonel Mustard
when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.
Colonel Mustard by Brant38 March 13, 2008
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