Colon cryin' Share definition Flag This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea. Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys. Colon cryin' by HustonB August 13, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Colon cryin' mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch