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Colombian Dick Tie 

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.
"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."
Colombian Dick Tie by mRKiPs January 31, 2017
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Columbian Dick Tie 

When you slice the nut sack open and pull the dick through the scrotum in a means of torture.

Also known as the Epstein Neck Tie 😁
I gave that child molester and Columbian Dick Tie.

Reverse Colombian Dicktie 

The signature method of execution used and invented by the FaZe Wardil GASPbangers.

Similar to the Colombian necktie, the move is performed by slitting the throat of your enemies and fucking their bleeding throat with your penis.
News reporter: "We are reporting live from the scene of a shocking homicide. It appears that the killing was gang related due to the cause of death, the Reverse Colombian Dicktie, the signature move of notorious gang FaZe Wardil GASPbangers."
Reverse Colombian Dicktie by Jb_666 November 18, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016