College Student

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011

College Student

A machine that turns coffee into essays, charts, and various equations depending on its major.

I need a college student to crank out a theorem by monday morning.

by chemmjr April 13, 2010

College student

Those that not only sell their bodies at night but also their brains by day

College student: "Plebecite, I go to Harvard"

Random Pedestrian: "Must be a tough life huh?"

by ivytrash October 20, 2008

College Student

"college student" is term is someone who is traveling between the world of being a adult and finding what they want to be for the rest of their lives.

Being a first generation college student and studying to have a field in nursing.

By Destiniperry January 27 2026

by Pinksparkley00 January 27, 2026

College Student

"college student" is term is someone who is traveling between the world of being a adult and finding what they want to be for the rest of their lives.

Being a first generation college student and studying to have a field in nursing.

By Destiniperry January 27 2026

by Pinksparkley00 January 27, 2026

New Mexican college student

It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.

"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."

by Penny Faye October 22, 2011

B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome)

A college student who has no job and goes through the STRUGGLE when they ain got no money.

Im a college student and I suffer from B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome).

by bria23 December 10, 2018