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Colin Syndrome

When an older man becomes convinced younger males are called Colin. Further symptoms are enticing younger adults to sit on their lap.
Doctor (29 years): "I'm afraid you have Colin Syndrome Ken."

Ken (67 years): "That's bad new's, how will i cope colin?"

Doctor: "My names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?"

Ken: "Could you sit on my Lap?"
by theblob556 August 31, 2010
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Colin Farrell Syndrome

The pure inability to carry a movie. Case in point Miami Vice.
"Did you see Devils Advocate?"
"Yeah Keanu Reeves was saved by Al Pachino"
"Colin Farrell Syndrome at its finest."
by Prince of Fyre September 10, 2008
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Insert Coin Syndrome

The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.

Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.
DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"

MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."

JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."
by heavypettingzoo October 22, 2009
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