Colfax, Iowa

An incredibly small, racist shithole located near Des Moines, Iowa. 2/8 of the people are good, 6/8 are white trash or just plain strange. Most of the men are man-whores and racist while the women are, well, whores.

Frank : Where are you from man?
Bob : Colfax, Iowa.
Frank : That's unfortunate

Colfax, Iowa by cameldick69 April 7, 2016

Colfax, Iowa

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!

Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.

Colfax, Iowa by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020