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Cold Spaghetti 

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.
"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."
Cold Spaghetti by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015
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Cold Spaghetti 

Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.
Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.
Cold Spaghetti by GamingDudester December 4, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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