Cold Socket

A cold socket is a very simple, and interesting way to pleasure yourself.

Step #1- Cut off your penis and take out the insides.
Step #2- Fill it with any kind of substance, most preferably poop.
Step #3- Freeze for at least 5 hours.
Step #4- Use as a dildo for your own pleasure. For boys and girls, and whoever the fuck else there is.
A commonly used term.

Dude you wanna get the cold socket out the fridge? It has been like 6 hourse already.

by DaLaxerBrasefFag August 8, 2009

California Coldpocket

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.

"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.

by pocket boy May 12, 2009