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Cold Can 

A term used by the Scottish when referring to a Canadian person
Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can
Cold Can by Seaniev4 November 30, 2016

Cold Can Syndrome 

Believing one's canned drink will be cold by feeling the temperature of the can, only to then taste the warm liquid inside. May be used as an acronym (ccs). Also applies to bottles (cbs).
Person 1: The beers seem cold enough to drink, do you want one?
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.

Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...

Cold Candy

Hey Brandine, go get momma some cold candy.
Cold Candy by Tbrambo January 2, 2012

still cold in Canada ? 

guy: I havent got laid for mounthes

chick : o, still cold in canada ?
still cold in Canada ? by blah blah December 18, 2004

Canadian Cold Front 

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.
My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.

Canadian Cold Shoulder 

A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)
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Canadian Cold Shoulder by alwysgldn December 12, 2013