Colbert's Disease 

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.

*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."

Colbert's Disease by colbertista137 November 10, 2006

Colbert's Nation 

First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".

Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.

Colbert's Nation by neb lkware February 9, 2010

Colbert Sandwich 

(noun) Two Pringles Potato Chips separated by a layer of whipped cream.

1) Damn these Colbert Sandwiches are great! Why didn't I think to make these before?!

2) My blood stopped moving after eating so many Colbert Sandwiches.

3) God bless America, and my Colbert Sandwich.

Colbert Sandwich by steviebuns69 March 31, 2010

Stephen Colbert Syndrome 

The process of transitioning from a satiric depiction of a thing to the very thing you once parodied. Named after Stephen Colbert, who originally played the character right wing ideologue named "Stephen Colbert", who told yo what to think. Over time, he has become the Blue State equivalent of his earlier "Stephen Colbert" character. He has come full circle.

You know how originally she mocked bad weepy singer-songwriters? Now she takes herself seriously and has misses her own joke. Stephen Colbert Syndrome!

Stephen Colbert Syndrome by TrustFalls January 22, 2021

Colbert Snack 

A snack named after Stephen Colbert. It consists of a small amount of whipped cream pressed lightly between two original flavor Pringles.

"Dude, did you see the Colbert Report yesterday?"

"Oh yeah. I've never seen anyone mix whipped cream and Pringles before."

"It looks delicious. I'm gonna make myself a Colbert Snack right now."

Colbert Snack by The Anonymous ArAB March 30, 2010

Stephen Colbert 

Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

Stephen Colbert by James Johnson December 2, 2005

Stephen Colbert 

The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.

Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.

Stephen Colbert by Kerilyn June 1, 2006