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Coffee talk 

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Let’s save that for coffee talk

coffee talk 

talking and rehashing the up's and down's of life, while sipping coffee, which obviously increases the importance and maturity of all those involved
leslie: "we need to meet up for coffee talk."
rachel: "you got it girl, i gotta tell you about the drama going down"
coffee talk by toejobba January 16, 2011

coffee talk 

To talk in an exaggerated New York/Long Island accent, saying words with long vowel emphasis such as coffee becoming cwaufee and dog becoming dowg. Done in imitation of Mike Meyer's character Linda Richman from Coffee Talk sketches on Saturday Night Live. Yiddish terms might be thrown in to enhance the imitation.
Used to add expression or flavor into a sentence, commonly with words that have long vowels, coffee talk is the addition of a New York or Long Island accent with Yiddish words thrown in for fun.
coffee talk by selurxam December 21, 2022

Coffee Talk 

1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.

2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.

My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
Coffee Talk by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021

No-Coffee-No-Talkie 

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.
"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".
No-Coffee-No-Talkie by Wizerd1889 October 1, 2019

No Coffee No Talkie 

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.
"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No Coffee No Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".
No Coffee No Talkie by Wizerd1889 October 2, 2019
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