Coconut Butney Share definition Flag When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout. Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney. Coconut Butney by CockteaseUSA January 8, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Coconut Butney mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch