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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)

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A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.
Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....

cock head cunt muffin 

a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends
Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin

cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.
Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

cock-and-cunt joint 

a very loose joint; a joint that can be undone easily.
The joint is not tight; it is more like a cock-and-cunt joint.