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Cocktail Weenie 

Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."
Cocktail Weenie by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014
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cocktail weenie 

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.
"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."
cocktail weenie by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009
Word of the Day on October 27, 2009

cocktail weenie 

Any person with abnormally shaped toes. Short, fat, and round (sometimes even slightly square shaped), these toes resemble little cocktail weenies like those served at a party, especailly when sunburnt.

(sometimes sometimes referred to as a Teki as well)
Whoa look at Cocktail Weenie over there, those toes look just like miniature hot dogs!
cocktail weenie by Trail_Mix2 March 4, 2009
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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