cockblocalypse

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007

cockblockalypse

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.

'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'

by Robbie Best January 16, 2008

cockblowalypse

When a girl who does not do bj's gives her significant other a blowjob that blows their mind.

When your girlfriend who doesn't suck dick actually sucks dick after years of neglect a cockblowalypse results, which results in the end of the old world as we all know it.

by SLVERHAWK July 29, 2011

cockpocalypse

1)a cock so big it threatens all life as we know it
2)an invasion of cocks used for hostile take over.
3) a large gathering of cocks

guy1 "that party was a total cockpocalypse"

guy2 "so was your moms bedroom last night"

by maddawgc January 7, 2010

cockpocalypse

when there are no girls in a room (or seems like) but plent of guys

Guy1: I cant find a single girl in the place
Guy2: Yeah its like a cockpocalypse

by b1ackace108 November 25, 2009

Cockblockalypse Now

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011