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Cock time
Cock time by BourgeoisieHater☭ September 29, 2024
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Cock Time.
When 4 or more people gather together in a social setting e.g. a local Swimming Pool, and each person or couple make their own cocktail and they all get extremely inebriated.
Not to be taken literally, due to one account of a Stoke-on-Trent woman, where a member of the cock'o'clock group accidently presented their genitalia.
Not to be taken literally, due to one account of a Stoke-on-Trent woman, where a member of the cock'o'clock group accidently presented their genitalia.
Sitting by a Swimming Pool in the South of France and the local Caravan owners provide cocktails for eachother. Therefore this is Cock Time.
Cock Time. by RiveDuLoup June 19, 2011
time cock paradox
A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.
"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."
"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
time cock paradox by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012
prime time cock block
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
prime time cock block by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010
Time Cock
Time Cock by Zach’s Bare Ass October 1, 2019
time for cock
A suffix to be applied to the answer whenever a member of the opposite sex asks you the time and it falls on the hour. As in 9 o'clock, time for cock.
NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please
NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please
Example 1
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool
Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool
Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome
time for cock by radishford October 13, 2013
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