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Cock jam 

When you punch an erect penis dead on and the penis folds like and accordion. The tough part is making the penis erect.
He was going to whip my ass in the middle of the dance floor so I showed him a picture of Katy Perry and was able to give him a cock jam and escape safely.
Cock jam by Lean Gus July 30, 2011

Cock Jam Sandwich 

When a man ejaculates inside of a woman’s ass and licks his gooey man jam as it fall back out between the woman’s bread buns.
I went raw dog in David’s old lady and that freak made me eat a cock jam sandwich
Cock Jam Sandwich by Breadbun November 9, 2020

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? 

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

Cock Jamming

Using music to blank out the background noise to improve concentration while interfering with oneself.
Sorry I couldn't hear you ringing, I was cock jamming to (insert sexy man/woman here) as the trains kept putting me off my stroke.

cock jammer 

someone who is named Jewism and like to jam the cock in tight areas where it's not supposed to go.
Hey Brandon quit being a cock jammer, and pull your pants up.
cock jammer by drock August 10, 2004

cock butter jamcicle

A creamy frozen sweet summertime treat made of cock butter jammed with goodness on a stick.
Boy, it's hot! I sure wish I had a cock butter jamcicle to cool me off! Those hit the spot.
cock butter jamcicle by Rhondi420 December 13, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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