1. Noun. In social situations the act of being unable to talk to a person with whom a man has sensual or romantic interests due to being prevented by a 3rd party whom has the same interests in said man whom does not reciprocate.
2. Verb. The action of preventing a man from speaking to a person of sexual interest to said man by either a gay man, straight woman, or bisexual of the same. Thus prevnting him from speaking to his said person of interest because you have effectively "intercepted" his cock.
"Did you get a chance to tall to Janet last night?"
"No man Suzie kept hitting on me all night, so I wasn't able to""are you into Suzie? ""No man I was just being nice""Mad cock interception bro. That sucks"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.