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That one jackass who ruins all the fun!

"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"

cock blender by Memebros123 May 12, 2017

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Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

Cock blender by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017

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cock blender

cock blender is a fag bag (negro) who fucks male cocks roughly and drinks the cum and blood when the foul creature (negro) is finished

joe: *ow* fuck tunde! that cock blending hurts

tunde: mmm... cum and blood... cum and blood... cum and blood...

joe: you negro cock blender!

cock blender by tunde July 21, 2006

Nigga Cock Blender

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER

Nigga Cock Blender by Today is clueless March 26, 2020

blender in cock!

1.a big dick.

2.Someone high on crack

Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!

blender in cock! by Wilierfredboi October 28, 2019

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cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

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cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

cockbender by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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