cock wrestling 

The act of wrestling another male with one's genitalia. Generally, the larger the penis, the more leverage one gains over the opponent, enabling a swift victory.

Dude, we had the best cock wrestling tournament ever yesterday. Johnny totally destroyed us all with his 17 incher.

cock wrestling by MaulPerton August 23, 2008

All Cock Wrestling 

All Cock Wrestling is an E-Fed owned by Jay Khan that primary focuses on realism. The current world champion is Bozzy.

P1: I love All Cock Wrestling
P2: Stfu

All Cock Wrestling by markjabroni April 9, 2022

Cock whistling 

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle

I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling

Cock whistling by Murklebobep February 27, 2015

cockwrestling 

When two gentleman spar with their cocks.

The men of Bolton have a very obvious advantage when it comes to cockwrestling

cockwrestling by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019