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Cock Unblock

The act of cock blocking your best friend unintentionally, but quickly realizing and bouncing it back with some sort of compliment to them, such as a large penis or can bench a large sum of weight.
Dude, those Appletinis last night were the shit!" *realizes girl* "And man, when you accidentally showed me your footlong, I almost shat myself!"
"Wow, nice cock unblock!" the mysterious woman announced
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Cock-Unblockable 

Much as the expression itself implies...

A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.

The state of being impervious to a cock block.
Say what you want about dicks being stoppable, but that mutha-fucka is cock-unblockable!

Cock Unlock 

The act of removing a Cock Block
Dude, she cockblocked me right of the bat, but then I showed her my Pokémon card collection and she started sucking my cock instantly!
Man, what a Cock Unlock
Cock Unlock by SultraZK April 11, 2021

cockinblock 

A medieval guillotine used to punish men for crimes. Commonly referred to as "the penis clever" and "the chop-a-cock"
Man 1: "I heard ethan was getting sent to the cockinblock"
Man 2: "May god have mercy on his soul."
cockinblock by tj123 August 20, 2013
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026