Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

Cockstoned

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

360 cockscoped

Usually a COD tryhard having sex, right before ejaculation jumping of the bed doing a 360 and quickscope cum str8 on your partner
OPDICK

Guy: DUDE I 360 COCKSCOPED ANSLEY
Guy2: NICE

by Sheddings February 18, 2015