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Cock Piece 

n. An elaborate man thong with homosexually erotic content enscribed on the front.

n., adj. (1)A person in a high up position that most definately got there via fanciful bull-shitting. Common actions of a cock piece involve testing your intelligence with meaningless criteria that no one but the cock piece understands.
(2) In general a Dumbass.
JR: Jessie so bought me a cockpiece!
Tom: Dude what does it say on front?
JR: Boy Toy! (frowns)
Tom: hahahahah homo!

JR: My professor is a total Cock Piece.
Cock Piece by Jarrett R. May 18, 2006
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Cock Piece 

n. An elaborate man thong with homosexually erotic content enscribed on the front.

n., adj. (1)A person in a high up position that most definately got there via fanciful bull-shitting. Common actions of a cock piece involve testing your intelligence with meaningless criteria that no one but the cock piece understands.
(2) In general a Dumbass.
JR: Jessie so bought me a cockpiece!
Tom: Dude what does it say on front?
JR: Boy Toy! (frowns)
Tom: hahahahah homo!

JR: My professor is a total Cock Piece.
Cock Piece by Jarrett R. August 29, 2008

Cock Piece 

The practice of posting pictures of one piece characters with their dicks out and is notably paired with Dark Fantasy by Kanye. It won't matter with gender as they will have a dick edited in anyways. Notable works of art in this magnificent practice are the whitebeard, law, ace and luffy, and the crying chopper. It can also be used as bait and switch.
Yo you guys have a good nsfw subreddit for One Piece hentai?
yeah, r/Cock Piece
Alright, gonna check out that one.
(guy 1 never returned after that, the last thing he heard was "THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!! can we get much higher? so high")
Cock Piece by imp fuck2 October 2, 2022

Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz
Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!

piece of cock 

gettin' some. action. sexual activity involving a penis.

may also be used to emphasize that a certain male is attractive.




"I'm soooooo hornydrunk! I wanna piece of cock bad!"

or

"You're so lucky you have a boyfriend. You're getting a piece of cock tonight."

or

"OMG Mike's soooo hot! I totally want a piece of his cock."

or

"Check out that dude. He's one hot piece of cock."
piece of cock by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker! 

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.
“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit 

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
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