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Cock Fountain 

A word a dumbass in an art class created. The dumbass said the word after he thought that was what somebody else said. The person actually said Captain Falkan. The actual meaning is unknown, although there are some possible meanings. It may possibly describe the way a penis when pointed upward(toward the ceiling, sky, etc.) looks like when it ejaculates or urinates, causing it to look similar to a water fountain. It may possibly mean a fountain that instead of containing water, has one or more penises. It is not known how such a fountain would function, but the penises likely would be artificial and very small in size.
Person A: ...Captain Falkan.
Person B: Did you just say cock fountain?!
Person A: No dude, what the hell! I said Captain Falkan.
Person B: For real, it sounded like you said cock fountain. He said cock fountain, right?
Person C: Dude, you're a fucking dumbass.
Cock Fountain by Beaner_Jose December 9, 2008
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Cock Fountain 

A word a dumbass in an art class created. The dumbass said the word after he thought that was what somebody else said. The person actually said Captain Falkan. The actual meaning is unknown.
JJ: ...Captain Falkan.
Gabriel: Did you say cock fountain?!
Cock Fountain by Beaner_Jose November 12, 2008

The ultimate cock fountain 

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain
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