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A cock fest is where their is no females at a party. Some people use the phrase "too many cocks spoil the broth" when attending a cock fest.
Alex "This party is a cock fest"
Toby "Yeah i know, too many cocks spoil the broth"
Cock Fest by Sam mas March 19, 2007
when turning up at a certain location party, club, festival, that sort thing. To realise there nothing but men there! so it's time to chase the rat and get out of that cock fest!
man1: lets go to bar zaras

man2: fuck i, i'm there.

both men turn up.

man 1 says to man 2 lets get out of here, it's nothing but a cock fest
cock fest by lenster 9161 June 15, 2009

Cock Festival 

Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.
We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.
Cock Festival by Kevomanw3443 December 18, 2007

Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble 

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.
Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....

Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.
an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).
Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009

cockfest 

A huge party where only males(cocks) are involved in. An all males party.
We had one hell of a cockfest last night!
cockfest by Anthony Vu September 15, 2003
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