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There isn't a single vagina here! It's a cock fest!
cock fest by Johnson's Grill February 21, 2004
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A cock fest is where their is no females at a party. Some people use the phrase "too many cocks spoil the broth" when attending a cock fest.
Alex "This party is a cock fest"
Toby "Yeah i know, too many cocks spoil the broth"
Cock Fest by Sam mas March 19, 2007
when turning up at a certain location party, club, festival, that sort thing. To realise there nothing but men there! so it's time to chase the rat and get out of that cock fest!
man1: lets go to bar zaras

man2: fuck i, i'm there.

both men turn up.

man 1 says to man 2 lets get out of here, it's nothing but a cock fest
cock fest by lenster 9161 June 15, 2009

Cock Festival 

Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.
We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.
Cock Festival by Kevomanw3443 December 18, 2007

Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble 

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.
Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....

Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.
an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).
Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009

cockfest 

A huge party where only males(cocks) are involved in. An all males party.
We had one hell of a cockfest last night!
cockfest by Anthony Vu September 15, 2003
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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