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Cock chameleon 

When a person acts or pretends to act like the guy he or she is trying to get with so he or she seems like they have a lot in common with the other person. Like a camouflage defense he or she blends in to surrounding cock.
Girl:I love country. I am a country girl. I love driving Chevys its my favorite truck!

Meets a guy who likes rap and foreign cars.

Girl: Rap music is my shit. I don't listen to anything else. Vw Jetta is my favorite car they are so tiny and cute.

Guy: That girl is a straight cock chameleon.
Cock chameleon by T and batman June 11, 2013

cameleon cock 

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment
I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too
cameleon cock by cumdragon April 8, 2015
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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