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Cock Burglar 

The act of playing with someones penis without them knowing. Usually takes place while someone is unconcious or very drunk.
Eric liked playing with cock so much that he would slip drugs into mens drinks and take advantage of them while they were sleeping. They now call him the cock burglar.
Cock Burglar by SF September 28, 2004
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cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)
"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"
cock burgler by Whipshock August 7, 2003

cockburglar

1. Someone acting like that of douchebag.
2. Someone who is after cock.
3. The Hamburglar when gay and/or turned on.
1. When you want to hang with a friend and he/she is "to busy" he/she is being a cockburglar.
2. A girl/gay-man who wants a man in a romantic way is a cockburglar.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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