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A 10 inch length of pepperoni thus making a half cock a 5 inch length of pepperoni
Ricky: This is gonna be fun man, got a ton of joints rolled, 4 cocks of pepperoni. Want a cock?
Bubbles: Yeah, break me off a half a cock Ricky.
by The Fish Guy March 05, 2019
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What a guy uses to get pleased.
Man, I wish you were here so I could put my cock inside of you and fuck you.
by sculpted October 30, 2011
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1. A rooster living on a farm, or anywhere.
2. another word for penis
1. Sam, look at that red cock!
1. Sam, look at that enormous cock!
by Ness September 12, 2004
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Probably one of the sexiest word to substitute for penis.
My huge, rock-hard, throbbing cock is eight and a half inches long. Really it is!!!!!!

I wanna suck that throbbing cock till you cum on my face.
by Hung Daddy October 31, 2005
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A male's penis used to urinate and sexual pleasure women or men
Kiersten: Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ok baby I'm gonna take a nap!
Chad : Ok i'll just watch Full House!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : What the fuck Chad I wanna take a nap and you come in here and stick you Cock in my face!
Chad : Sorry I was watchin Full House and DJ gave me a boner can you pleasure it?
Kiersten : I guess but if I make you cum again you will let me finish my nap?
Chad : Deal!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn DJ must have really filled up your balls that was a lot of cum!
Chad : Yeah she's really hot I wish she could suck my Cock!
by SlopNChop February 10, 2017
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When the pussy fell on the puddle, the cock started laughin becuase the cock is happy when the pussy is wet.
by Mary Juana November 30, 2005
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what my wife is allergic to..... or seems to be anyway
My wife won't give me any pussy. I think she's allergic to cock.
by B-Ran82 January 17, 2011
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