An extremely over-confident male who acts like he knows everthing just because he THINKS he has a lot in the pants... the type of guy who never gets any.
a cock would say thinks like, "what would you guys do without me?" and "i'm so big i have to tape it to my leg"
by tanya April 12, 2004
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1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists
by phil February 04, 2004
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1. The only part of a boy that matters.
2. Fun to play with
3. Veryyy enjoyable to suck on
4. Feels so good when rammed into my pussy
5. Rub it all over my face
6. I love cock. give it to me
2. Fun to play with
3. Veryyy enjoyable to suck on
4. Feels so good when rammed into my pussy
5. Rub it all over my face
6. I love cock. give it to me
boy: "bitch get on my fucking cock before i shove it down your throat"
girl: "OOOHH FUCK ME! FUCK ME HARDDD!"
boy: "you like my fucking cock in your tight pussy, dont u u fucking slut"
girl: "AHHHH! YES! OHHH, OOOOOHHHHH"
girl: "OOOHH FUCK ME! FUCK ME HARDDD!"
boy: "you like my fucking cock in your tight pussy, dont u u fucking slut"
girl: "AHHHH! YES! OHHH, OOOOOHHHHH"
by umakemewanalala August 02, 2007
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Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
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Original teaching of the word cock is a sword, and already appears in the Bible and Midrash borrowed means.
The book of Jeremiah said: "horses are entered to cock durations, were one to gloat his neighbor's wife"
by Eckersley June 14, 2016
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1. An alternative name for a male chicken (rooster)
2. A slang name for penis. See dick
3. In guns, the mechanism which readies the barrel to fire.
4. A term used to describe wandering about with no purpose. See lollygagging.
2. A slang name for penis. See dick
3. In guns, the mechanism which readies the barrel to fire.
4. A term used to describe wandering about with no purpose. See lollygagging.
That cock woke me up a 3 AM this morning!
My gargantuan cock penetrated her.
I pulled back the cock on my Magnum.
Stop cocking about!
My gargantuan cock penetrated her.
I pulled back the cock on my Magnum.
Stop cocking about!
by junglebellcat March 20, 2004
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Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
by Nicholas D June 27, 2008
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