Coaf

Cock Of A Fiend, commonly known as the most horrid of all derogatory terms, and insults. Being branded as a coaf is usually life threatening in nature (90% fatal) being known as a cock of a fiend is quite possibly worse than going to hell.

"Don't make me fucking do it man.... i dont want to have to go to far with this..."
"Don't say it man....please....i dont deserve it..."
"nah fuck that shit, your a fucking coaf you hear me? OI FUCK YOU COAF"

by Reid & Jono December 4, 2007

Coaf

When a vagina coughs

Hey, did you hear that vajajay coaf the other night?

by AshAsh Dubs November 17, 2021

coaf

A slang term describing thick and excessive amounts of vaginal pubic hair.

When having intercourse with that fine maiden, it took hours just to get through all her coaf.

by Ari S. November 26, 2006

Coaf

Cunt of a food

Anyone on here like pancakes?

Coaf

by Benoneedsahug June 10, 2022