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Clutch Time 

THAT time of the year when you show your ability to perform under high pressure, overcome all odds, and complete all procrastinated homework that lay before you. It's the most stressful time of year and your chance to prove that you're a Steve Nash and not a Lebron. Failure is not an option. It doesn't matter where or how you complete your work as long as it gets done.
"Oh sh*t whats jeremy doing sitting under the stairs?"
"I have two words for you. clutch time"
Clutch Time by Escape Boy November 29, 2011
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Clutch time 

A sexual act where 2 men (often homosexuals) grope each other’s balls at the same time.
“I Heard this one dude rapping and he keeps using the term ‘clutch time’, the fuck?”

“He grabs his homie’s balls, man”
Clutch time by Hannah :P December 21, 2019
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