Clucker Fucker Share definition Flag Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult. You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it! Clucker Fucker by Xombygod January 19, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Clucker Fucker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch