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Cluck Block 

When you want to eat Chic-Fil-A but it's Sunday so you can't.
Person 1: Yo man, want to go grab some Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: That sounds great, but it's Sunday!
Person 1: Dammit, why they gotta cluck block us?!??
Cluck Block by TUB December 26, 2018

Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."
Clock-Block by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018

Clock Block 

When you are having a dream involving intense sexual content, when all of the sudden your alarm clock goes off and you wake up in the middle of it.
I was banging Meagan Fox in my dream last night, but i was totally clock blocked when my alarm clock went off as I was about to get a blow job.
Clock Block by redcard101 March 14, 2012

Clock Block 

A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.
"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."
Clock Block by QFswagger January 10, 2012

Clock Block 

Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.
It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.
Clock Block by DJ Walt April 23, 2009

Clock Block 

when you had the opportunity to get lucky, but are not permitted to due to time constraints
Dude, I so could have gotten laid last night, but I got Clock Blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes
Clock Block by DGarrett February 15, 2010