club live

A website made by Microsoft to gain profit, ran by incentive logic. You play and you win prizes. Microsoft has fucked over everyone and no ones getting there shit.

"I still haven't received jack shit from club live"
"Duh, this is MS were talking about here."
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club live by PballPlayer™ August 28, 2007

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live search club

A site designed by Microsoft where you can play games and win prizes. People have found ways to cheat on these games and win free stuff. The largest thing you can buy at the site is an Xbox 360, if you cheat you can earn the prize in less than 24 hours. In early July 2007 this was very east to do, it is now harder. Way to go Microsoft!

Rick: Where the fuck are you getting all this stuff from.
Erik: I cheated on live search club and now I have an Xbox, Zune and Microsoft Vista.

live search club by zak221133 August 12, 2007

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Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.

"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"

Liverpool Football Club by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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