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clown mouth 

giving oral to a girl on her period
She forgot to mention she was on her period....now i have clown mouth
clown mouth by oldriverschool August 3, 2007
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Clown Mouth 

When a woman's butthole is used as a target or receptacle for urine. Similar to the games at a carnival where the objective is to shoot water from a gun into a clown's mouth from afar.
Hey girl, let me pee in your Clown Mouth.
Clown Mouth by ebonythunder November 15, 2010

clown mouth 

an anus so heavily abused by anal sex that the sphincter can no longer contract all the way causing it to remain open in an irritatedly red and droopish manner resembling an agape clown mouth
He felt no need to use lubrication while fucking her clown mouth.
clown mouth by dewback December 5, 2010

Clown Mouth 

Slang for chapped lips.
I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.
Clown Mouth by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024

Brown Clown Mouth 

The resulting color surrounding your mouth after giving analingus to a dirty ass.
This girl was licking my ass and then wanted to kiss, I told her no because she had Brown Clown Mouth.
Brown Clown Mouth by -Veno- July 13, 2010

Ultimate Clown Mouth

The Act of going down on a girl while she's on her period and currently has a tampon inserted. After tonguing her bean to squirting point, the head giver bites the string of the tampon and jerks it out of her bloody vagina, then proceeds to thrash his/her head back and forth like a pitbull slapping the blood soaked cuntrag across both cheeks until it looks like a big red clown mouth. Best performed on heavy flow days.
Lucy-"Why is Dad's face bloody?!?!?"

Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"

Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."

Dad-"Why so serious?"

Drunk clown's mouth 

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.
After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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