Clown Cunt

Any woman who wears too much makeup. She is also a life stealing controlling evil succubus that removes the testicles of men. She makes men to women things like wear make up take them shopping all man things are removed from them like strip clubs, guys night out.

Man I can't believe Eric is dating that clown cunt.

Clown Cunt by MateranKelsPapi June 12, 2010

cunt clown 

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.

1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.

cunt clown by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010

clown car cunt 

When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.

"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"

clown car cunt by missjade July 23, 2012

clowncounter 

a bad thing that someone might do in a dinkhouse

Hey, Tyler did you see David he was being a clowncounter again.

clowncounter by johnny boswith December 22, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019