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Cloweny

Cloweny is the king of the karps
by Cloweny June 16, 2017
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Clowny

Tim "Hoes before bros, darting ADL!"
Josh " Your so fucking clowny, Robert Clowny Jr. over here
by NeedToKnowMOFO November 12, 2010
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Clowny Clown Clown

The greatest song of all time, written by Crispin Glover, who played Willard.
This song adn the music video are pure genius and should be entered into some kind of museum.
"I want a beautiful wedding, so I obviously chose Clowny Clown Clown as my wedding song."
by ricecrispinglover November 11, 2009
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Clowny

While banging a chick in the ass, grab her nose tell it turns red, before you nut, spin her around and shoot your load it into her face. Then throw a handful of confetti, making it stick to your spluge. Than walk around the room honking a horn.
I did the ultimate Clowny to that Mimi from the bar last night.
by Nacho Libre jr June 27, 2014
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clowney bitch

Clowney bitch is a female in the act of foolishness or silly pointless words chosen by her mouth in a argument
Since Izzy decided to run her mouth and say stuid shit Cadence called her a clowney bitch
by KingKlownBtch September 20, 2017
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Clowneying

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.
That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.
by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013
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Clowny

Clowny is a white eyed freak with freaky, long teeth who psychologically kills his victims. He usually targets teenagers. He lives on fear and the more scared you are of him, the more the chance that he will get you.

He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."

The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Girl 1: I think Clown's out to get me.
Girl 2: (Screams)

Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!
by Gargle9861827172092212 August 5, 2012
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