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Closet Heterosexual 

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A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.
Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.
Closet Heterosexual by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008
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Closet HeteroSexual 

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A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality
That man is a closet heterosexual
Closet HeteroSexual by emax72085 February 2, 2007
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closet heterosexual 

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sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk
David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual
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Closet heterosexual 

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1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar
Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl
Closet heterosexual by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin 

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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