clive barker

an author of hauntingly, disturbed horror novels which overthrow the awe of reading a Stephen King novel.

Clive Barker bringeth severe evil from the ink of his pen.

clive barker by Ixy July 29, 2003

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Clive Barker

The verbal representation of an uncontrollable, white hot, ground shaking, squirt inducing dirty climax.

(n): That was amazing - I just had a Clive Barker.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.

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Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

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The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.

"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."

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Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

Clive Barkering by Creela September 22, 2015

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When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

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