clive barker

an author of hauntingly, disturbed horror novels which overthrow the awe of reading a Stephen King novel.

Clive Barker bringeth severe evil from the ink of his pen.

by Ixy July 29, 2003

clive barkering

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

by CLive_Barker August 15, 2015

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.

"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."

by drewkulele August 16, 2015

The verbal representation of an uncontrollable, white hot, ground shaking, squirt inducing dirty climax.

(n): That was amazing - I just had a Clive Barker.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.

by Saetia March 7, 2010

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 August 15, 2015

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela August 15, 2015