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Clitty Claire 

A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire
Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.
Clitty Claire by Plantasia August 7, 2012

Clitty Clare

A fat girl who goes by the name Clare who thinks she can get all the guys. She's ugly and has the worst possible personality. She likes to get her vagina dirty by catching aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal regions. That's not all... this fat bitch can't keep her nose out of other people's business.
Person 1: I just saw Clitty Clare
Person 2: ugh I hate that bitch
Clitty Clare by User29072 February 16, 2017
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