Clit shits

When a male loses his confidence around the opposite sex and cannot approach them in an attempt to have a sexual encounter with them.

"Oi, you should go speak to that girl, she's up for it"

"Nah man, I've got the Clit Shits

by Gallaballer August 23, 2014

Clit Shit

When a woman rubs their clit while taking a shit so that they can feel both sensations at the same time.

"Hey, have you ever had a clit shit? It's amazing"

"What's that?"

"When taking a shit, rub your clit as hard as you can, and the feeling between your legs, front and back, is out of this world"

by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

Clit Shit

When a girl is on her period and the blood looks brown.

Holy clit shit that's some clit shitty clit shit!

by BonBonCereal March 20, 2016

clit shit

1.) Fecal matter that is extruded through the clitoral opening.

2.) feminine version of the word bullshit

"Oh my god, i took the biggest clit shit this morning."

"That bitch is mouthing off with her clit shit again."

"What a piece of clit shit."

by Dteve January 26, 2005

clit-shit

a guy who cant get his head out of cunt; a guy who tends to go downtowne

" All he does is eat his girls pussy, he is a real clit-shit."

by pp puffer January 23, 2006

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit

another way to say shocker!

we all have givin a girl 2 in the clit, 1 in the shit atleast once in our life right guys?

by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019