clitory

the history of the clitorous

My Dad's knowledge of clitory is pretty unbeatable.

by GlazeHer July 25, 2015

Clitory

Like ballsy but femme and fierce

Woman 1: “I took the reins and asked him out.”
Woman 2: “Damn, you clitory, bae.”
Woman 1: “Hell yeah.”

by Clitory bae June 28, 2018

clitorusty

Out of practice at oral sex.

My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.

by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009

clitorference

To run interference against instances of sexual tension between two lesbians by a third party.

My friend ran clitorference so I wouldn't be hit on by lesbians at the party.

by kerriK December 18, 2010

clitoral lint

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites

<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

clitorivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.

I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a clitorivore.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.

1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.

by Verileigh September 9, 2010