Clintify 

To take the smallest task and mess it up so badly that it looks as if you’ve botched it deliberately, because nobody could be that stupid.

"Could you do this drawing for me, but don't Clintify it."

Clintify by Ed Case August 4, 2008

Clintifixion 

The act of committing suicide for no reason by way of a firing squad comprised entirely of Asian gang members to achieve a result that could have been acquired by calling the police to tell them where the guilty Asian gang members live and what they did.

"Did you see that Clintifixion at the end of Gran Torino? I think it was the greatest possible way a movie about the white man's burden could have ended. I was truly moved, because I am indeed that stupid."

Clintifixion by Obs inc July 9, 2017

Clitify 

To be completely taken over, or controlled, by a woman (by sexual means). Seen often in cougar/prey relationships.

Cougar: I plan to clitify that there prey over yonder.
Prey: (upon over-hearing the cougar) I expect to be treated as a man and not a dog. Given that your clitification of me involves no such thing, I should have no problem with it.

Clitify by herbification station April 17, 2009