Clitify 

To be completely taken over, or controlled, by a woman (by sexual means). Seen often in cougar/prey relationships.

Cougar: I plan to clitify that there prey over yonder.
Prey: (upon over-hearing the cougar) I expect to be treated as a man and not a dog. Given that your clitification of me involves no such thing, I should have no problem with it.

Clitify by herbification station April 17, 2009

Clintify 

To take the smallest task and mess it up so badly that it looks as if you’ve botched it deliberately, because nobody could be that stupid.

"Could you do this drawing for me, but don't Clintify it."

Clintify by Ed Case August 4, 2008

critify

to criticise or critique someones music playlist (spotify)

i'm just gonna play spotify radio at the party because i know someone will critify my playlist

critify by tommydog June 19, 2015

caitifys 

ISTG THEY ARE THE BEST TIKTOKER FRFR
THEY ARE SO FUNNY AND I SWEAR AHHHH
caitifys > caitihands LMAOOOIO

do you know who caitifys is?
no
YOU DONT? THEY LITERALLY ARE CLOSE TO 2,000

OH REALLY LEMME FOLLOW THEM

caitifys by epik person cuz slay April 1, 2022