Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase December 13, 2008

Cleveland steamer

Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.

Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.

by Lord Grimcock November 1, 2007

Cleveland steamer

A bowel movement generally taken on the chest/face.

Dude, I'm going to take a Cleveland steamer on your face.

by pfunkk May 13, 2008

Cleveland steamer

When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.

That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.

by TheBig Lebowski August 1, 2009

Cleveland steamer

When someone shits on your chest then sits in it and rubs it all over your stomach and chest area.

My girlfriend wanted me to give hear a Cleveland steamer but I said no.

by Your momz .com December 11, 2017

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

cleveland steamer

to take a shit on your partners chest after sex. its more of a fetish thing.

dude,this bitch gave me a Cleveland steamer last night.
man thats nasty.

by seth9480 April 28, 2009