Clegg Nut

A person who chooses to vote for Liberal Democrats, in turn voting for Nick Clegg to be primeminister, in UK politics.

Also, linked to cleg nuts as they are both annoying hangers on, you don't know where to stand with them, plus they smell.

Dave: I'm totally voting LibDems this election, Nick Clegg will really help this country out.
Mitch: Mate, you're such a fence sitting Clegg Nut!

by NevRam April 29, 2010

cleg nut

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut

by bigman March 14, 2003

cleg nut

the shriveled up gonads of a man aged no less than 83 years old.

Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use

by reginaandray February 14, 2007

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 6, 2004

chegg ma nuts

1.) When someone asks what Chegg is, this is the appropriate way to respond.
2.) If someone talks to you only because you have a Chegg subscription. When they ask you for an answer to something, respond in this manner.

1.) Dan - "Hey Jim, do you have Chegg?"

Jim - "What is Chegg"

Dan - "Chegg ma nuts"
2.) Sam - "Hey do you have the answers to 5.6 homework on Chegg?"

Vinny - "Chegg ma nuts Sam"

by Master of the Succ November 10, 2020

cleggnuts

bits of shit that get caught in your bum hairs. They can grow in size after repeated non-good wiping of the arse to become bum conkers.

ohh me cleggnuts are killing me, I need some real toilet paper, not this Izal grease-proof stuff, to get them off.

by DarioRocco November 28, 2009